disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

"If two points are destined to touch, the universe will always find a way to make the connection - even when all hope seems to be lost. Certain ties cannot be broken. They define who we are - and who we can become. Across space, across time, among paths we cannot predict - nature always finds a way."

Touch (via wordsthat-speak)

ja-ll:

dangerouspoetry:

isn’t that

rosie pig!!!!

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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

"College: where you’re not sure whether you’re more scared to check blackboard or your bank account."

seen this on twitter today and the accuracy hurts (via piiissssss)