• *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin





Black people…side eyeing is in our blood!

side eye holy grail

These are important.

We can do shade the best!



I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta)

no idea if we are the only weird couple who does this, but.


i’m on the phone with my boyfriend now. he’s watching netflix while i’m on my page, obviously.

sometimes, after we’re done like talking, we’ll just stay on the phone and do our own thing. he’ll interject and say something and we’ll just go back to doing our own thing until next time.

i actually love this. that we can be comfortable enough with silence and do our own thing but still desire to have each other close.

shit if it’s weird, i don’t care. i find it calming.